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If I am a

manager

如果我是一名经理

The reason

of being

late

Teacher：Johnny，why

are you

late for

school

every

morning？

Johnny：Every

time I

come to

the

corner，a

guidepost

says，“School—Go

Slow”.

迟到的原因

老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？

约翰尼：每次我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”。

It's kind

of fitting

As a

freshman

at the

University

of Dayton

in Ohio，I

was eager

to make a

good

impression

on my new

roommate.

When I

arrived at

our dorm

room，I

found her

putting on

perfume.

“That's a

great

scent，” I

said，making

conversation.

“Thanks，it